There once was a girl passing Rorikstead.
“Keep to the path” A famer said.
“Across the plains a beast hunts far and wide”.
“be safe young thing, for there’s nowhere to hide”.
“’Tis Whiterun I’m heading, so plains I must go”.
Said the girl in light armor and a her side, a bow.
“Not beast I fear for I hunt my prey”.
“No time to wait, no… nay”
The village watched with hope and dread
Did the residents of the village Rorikstead.
The traveler carried on for she did insist.
And soon she disappeared in the thick mist.
Across the plains a mighty howl cried out.
The girl ran faster and gave a despairing shout.
“ The hunts began, I was told I was scorned”.
“If I’m late again, Hircine knows I was warned”.
She dropped to all fours and ran even faster,
As the huntsman’s horn called out, carrying words of the master.
The female werewolf ran hard across the ground,
Her paws barely even making a sound.
So if you travel from Rorikstead,
To see a girl pass with speed in her tread.
Turn back around lest you find your fate.
After all,
there’s nothing in Whiterun which couldn’t wait.
There once was a girl passing Rorikstead.
“Keep to the path” A famer said.
“Across the plains a beast hunts far and wide”.
“be safe young thing, for there’s nowhere to hide”.
“’Tis Whiterun I’m heading, so plains I must go”.
Said the girl in light armor and a her side, a bow.
“Not beast I fear for I hunt my prey”.
“No time to wait, no… nay”
The village watched with hope and dread
Did the residents of the village Rorikstead.
The traveler carried on for she did insist.
And soon she disappeared in the thick mist.
Across the plains a mighty howl cried out.
The girl ran faster and gave a despairing shout.
“ The hunts began, I was told I was scorned”.
“If I’m late again, Hircine knows I was warned”.
She dropped to all fours and ran even faster,
As the huntsman’s horn called out, carrying words of the master.
The female werewolf ran hard across the ground,
Her paws barely even making a sound.
So if you travel from Rorikstead,
To see a girl pass with speed in her tread.
Turn back around lest you find your fate.
After all,
there’s nothing in Whiterun which couldn’t wait.
Time to edit and repost this and run for the nearest silver mine (I know its not a poem but I had to because Sheo told me to)
What shall we do with a hormonal werewolf
What shall we do with a hormonal werewolf
What shall we do with a hormonal werewolf
Early in the morning
Lock her in the Undercroft till she's human
Put in the Undercroft and let her destroy it
What shall we do with a hormonal werewolf
Put her in a store room till she coats herself in flour
Put her is Fakas room till she gets in a fight with the bed it and drinks all the mead
Put her in the bathing room until she creates a lake
Put her in the Harbingers room till she relieves herself
Put her in Aelas room tills she tears it apart
Put her in a store room till she eats all the meat and gets drunk on mead
Put her in Soteks room to make a bed
Time to edit and repost this and run for the nearest silver mine (I know its not a poem but I had to because Sheo told me to)
What shall we do with a hormonal werewolf
What shall we do with a hormonal werewolf
What shall we do with a hormonal werewolf
Early in the morning
Lock her in the Undercroft till she's human
Put in the Undercroft and let her destroy it
What shall we do with a hormonal werewolf
Put her in a store room till she coats herself in flour
Put her is Fakas room till she gets in a fight with the bed it and drinks all the mead
Put her in the bathing room until she creates a lake
Put her in the Harbingers room till she relieves herself
Put her in Aelas room tills she tears it apart
Put her in a store room till she eats all the meat and gets drunk on mead
Put her in Soteks room to make a bed