April 7, 2013 11:58 PM EDT
I was out doing my usual rounds to the great hidden chests of Skyrim, This time different. I was returning from the hall of the vigil(to read the book for aethirum with the DW expansion) so i thought "Hey ill just take a stroll to Dawnstar since I'm already here". The natures of Skyrims have never been my ally but this one ices the cake. I see a regular cow in the middle of the road and as I am walking up to this cow to investigate one of those giants that roams Skyrim turns hostile on the cow and stomps on it, the cow flies in the air, I dispatch the giant with my frost spells and a Frost troll appears i think "Well shit" little did i know there are frosbite spiders behind him, I sprint to Dawnstar past the part of the road where thee pack of wovles is, They dispatch the spiders so i start to think i have a chance , I use whirlwind sprint back to the remains of the giant and take his loot(Steel waraxe) and try to dispatch the troll with shouts and pure bad ass- ness, with one or two more hits i would have killed the beast but i was low on health and with one more hit I wold have been dead, But then the miracle happened. Mr. Cow comes sailing down and PLOP hits the troll killing itself and the troll. I have respect for all cows till this day.