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Valentines Day... anything to report?

    • 966 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:11 AM EST

    You won't last long against her without armor.

    • 952 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:11 AM EST

    Slowing you down.

    • 377 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:12 AM EST

    Be a knight in shinning armor - pull out your sword and slap her face with it.

    • 1913 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:14 AM EST
    Lanep25 you mean that other thing! That's wrong
    • 966 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:15 AM EST

    Lanep, I like the way you think.

    • 1913 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:15 AM EST
    Why would I fight her? I don't want to fight her, I'm too chivalrous
    • 966 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:16 AM EST

    Then you'll end up buying A LOT of gifts.

    • 377 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:16 AM EST

    now you're confusing me, cuz that is right.

    • 1913 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:17 AM EST
    I meant wrong in I shouldn't do that... At least not on the first date... I'm going to pay for that one
    • 952 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:17 AM EST

    Being Chivalrous was abandoned a long time ago.

    • 952 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:18 AM EST

    Paying on the first time? She'll be glad to find a true knight in shining armour like you.

    • 966 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:21 AM EST

    Aye, it was never really there to begin with anyway, only in books and movies. 

    Being a sir is always good though.

    • 377 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:21 AM EST

    Swoop her off her feet and then lay her on her back. Paying is way expensive, plus those girls are infested. But trust me, either way you will be paying, it just might not be with money.

    • 1913 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:21 AM EST
    I'm trying not to laugh or blush in embarrassment from you guys... I'm failing both
    • 1913 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:22 AM EST
    This is why I don't stay up past 2 in the morning... Stuff like this happens
    • 1913 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:26 AM EST
    I had to send her message guys, thanks... Thanks for all of this...
    • 966 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:27 AM EST

    You're most welcome.

    • 1913 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:28 AM EST
    I was sarcastic... I basically had to say to her "blame them, not me"
    • 966 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:31 AM EST

    So was I.^^

    She'll still have your hide, though.

    • 1913 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:32 AM EST
    I'll make it up to her...
    • 1913 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:33 AM EST
    The way I'm talking about her and me I swear it sounds as if we are married and she doesn't trust me near women...
    • 966 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:33 AM EST

    That will require some ''skill''.

    • 966 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:37 AM EST

    Ha, the worst part will come then.

    • 952 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:47 AM EST

    You insinuated all those things, we just made clear to you that they could have more than one meaning. You just watch your mouth young man, learn to think before something comes out of it.

    • 1913 posts
    February 16, 2013 6:54 AM EST
    Dieter, you are hardly the holy one among us, so don't you chide me