The Dockworker 33: A Day in the Life

  • We're going to hit Winterhold next, so I take a carriage on over there. Everything looks about the same as usual. And yes, I notice the dragon this time.

    The Stormcloaks are on the brink of collapse and I'm about to drop some serious coin on a new bow--I just don't have the patience for this right now.

    So I bring the dragon up to the college to meet the faculty.

    The faculty are happy to teach him a few things, including how to summon daedra from the planes of Oblivion. Now, that is a spell I'd like to learn.

    The dragon seems a bit offput by the stern resistance to his freethinking ways and backs it up a bit, trying to get the benefit of distance. But of course that doesn't work on mages. 

    I could've told him that.

    So I meet up with the old gang and head west to the Legion's nearby camp.

    And then a local bigshot gets jealous of all the attention I'm getting and takes stern opposition to my sudden popularity.

    I shrug off my adoring fans and reach the Legion no worse for the wear. Turns out we're storming a certain Stormcloak fortress that I already know very well. The people in there know me as the vampire who killed about thirty of their men a week or so back. And as the guy who took one of their horses.

    It's a good thing, though, since this means I know my way around the fortress quite well. I drop in, do my thing, and liberate an army of begga--sorry, prisoners.

    But we didn't need them anyways. Some of them are even killed in the fight outside. They should have let me handle this alone. 

    I mean, just look at me, Legion! I'm a bank of awesome fighting skills! Money goes in, victory comes out. It's not like I would've helped the Stormcloaks if the Legion couldn't pay, but I don't know if I'd be this involved, either. 

    Odds are, I'd still be at my house by the falls, banging wooden planks together.

    After the battle's over--hooray!--I let Hadvar know just who I am. He doesn't seem particularly responsive to that revelation and I'm not sure whether to be offended or not. So with that slightly underwhelming meeting over with, I head out.

    And pass through a place that feels more familiar than home at this point. 

    Yes, yes, I get it, Anga's Mill. You're mad because a dragon killed all your inhabitants and I let it happen. Well, maybe you should have had more than three people in a village this size, maybe a reasonable breeding population. That ever occur to you?

    Yeah, I didn't think so.

Comments

8 Comments
  • Clement Bilhorn
    Clement Bilhorn   ·  August 1, 2012
    Oh, I dunno. The Dockworker remarked on their "shapely noses"  in episode one, and I just decided to stick with it for fun because it represents the Dockworker's casual resentment toward those whom he broadly characterizes as racists. (Which of course mak...  more
  • Todd
    Todd   ·  August 1, 2012
    Remind me, why do you call them Noses?
  • Clement Bilhorn
    Clement Bilhorn   ·  August 1, 2012
    Another reason to do away with the Noses and bring in people from the rest of Cyrrodil. The Noses are a bunch of inbred hicks. Skyrim could see serious economic progress if its immigration policy was more open :)
  • Todd
    Todd   ·  July 31, 2012
    I miss Assfalloff!!
  • Clement Bilhorn
    Clement Bilhorn   ·  July 31, 2012
    It's part of the reason the Dockworker has no companion yet--I just find the AI too irritating to be worth carrying around. You saw what happened in that one episode about rat poison--I bring a companion on ONE mission and he dies instantly. Just like Assfalloff :(
  • Todd
    Todd   ·  July 31, 2012
    I laughed at the image. Dumb imperials.
  • Clement Bilhorn
    Clement Bilhorn   ·  July 31, 2012
    Yeah, he was dead in that shot, on his way to the ground. Like I've been saying, if the Legion would just let the Dockworker do his thing, the loss of [Imperial] life would be considerably lower.
  • Todd
    Todd   ·  July 31, 2012
    Love the Dockworker. Did you notice that in the picture of you with the dead stormcloak in the air in front of you, that the Imperial soldier behind you has an arrow protruding from his eye?