Day 32: The epic siege of that really tall city named whitesprint

• Posted by Kenzal quick-silver November 17, 2011 - 244 views

  After being abused, Locked up and beaten by those horrible whitesprint guards Id had enough, I decided that the stormclocks could help me! I ventured to whiterun and on the way decided to test my new good soul by stealing everyones gold, murdering the shopkeepers and stealing more gold It just feels so right. After a few more hours i came upon Windhat again and made my way to the palace. You see ulfric stormclock was this really thick accented nord who honestly in my opinion is very very rude but nicer then those imperial guys. After id sworn my allegiance and killed some mythical mcbobber I was accepted into the stormclocks and we decided it was time to take whitesprint. I was so glad these guys were helping me get revenge!!! We hurryed to whitesprint where alot of fireballs were going through the sky which made it really pretty. We charged the city and I started poking the guards with my sword really hard this time to be extra mean. Then they all decided to take a nap so I figured we could just take over the city real easy now. But next thing i know theres dozens of imperials pouring into the city against us and man oh man they had these bow's that fired these pointy sticks and they really hurt to the point where I went to sleep. Turns out i traveled back in time to when I first got into the city and I knew exactly what was going to happen! So i charged in and started hitting them this time with the sword and thats worse then poking! but then I realised i was being good to them! such a horrible mistake, So instead i attacked the stormclocks who didnt mind to much but they didnt go to sleep like the guards did. After an hour or so of poking and hitting we made it to the palace and we made the fat jarl cry! oh it was hilarious!