Day 31: Mean humans

  • Day 31
    Mean humans
    Sooooo I got really mad at the guards and I kind of um....alright I hit them with my swords. they fell down and went all quiet and I kept telling them to stop faking I mean I didnt hit them that hard. But no they were being mean to me like they were to matilda and fakeing that they were really hurt or something so then another guard saw me and grabbed me! I told him they were obviously fakeing but the were really good actors! They used tomatoe juice and everything to make it look real! but he didnt believe me and he took me to this really dark room with a bunch of smelly people with these wierd metal things around there wrists. He kept me in there for a really long time a took away my journal and my shiny yellow circle rocks and my armor and my sword from the annoying nice demon lady! I bet she didnt like that because she told me to never let anyone else use it but only for good! I tryed stopping those bullys but apparently being good i bad so i figured that if good is bad that bad is good right? So ive made a new decision! instead of being good and hitting people with swords and yelling at them and knocking them over im going to be be  bad and follow the rules, give people lots of money and help them stop the good guys!