Day 23: there be cute fluffy dragons

  • Go get the rock they say, go find the dragon they say. Well im sick of takeing orders, im not there little slave no......But I do like the gold so yeh ill keep doin it. After stealing half the valuable things in the Jarls castle I figured it was time to check on that cute dragon they were talking about so I ran off to this Keep of theirs. Racist bigots I say racist! as soon as that pretty dragon took all that time making those beautiful fires they attacked it! Its not his fault those soldiers got in the way of him making the campfires for them so, its not like they attacked me when I did my fire spells at the ground! racist i tell you. they made Matilda (I named the dragon because it was so pretty)  mad and she came down to the ground and started makeing really big campfires and using them as the wood which honestly was a good idea seeing how there wasn't any fire wood around. Eventually the soldiers killed Matilda and I was really sad so I went into the keep and wrote in my journal and took some shiny expsensive things lying around. When i came back out Matilda was gone so I guess she survived. Instead I found this really cool skeleton which I decreed my new hut which I planned on living in forever and haveing a family in! eventually my hut magically disappeared but not before I felt all tingly inside again like in the cave but this was allot more ticklish. Everyone started oohing and aahing at the weird winds around me and I was so mad at them after I remembered what they did to Matilda that i started yelling at them. I guess I was so scary when i yelled that one guy fell on the ground and started yelling that i was some magical crazy guy, Now theyve got to be racist towards the cat to? see? Im a Kahjit doesnt mean im a wizard! People these days.