Foreword: Boudica is an alias used by Okita Shiori, a character created by the writer. The purpose of these haikus is to instill colorful imagery as well as humor. Lore has been slightly altered in regards to the subject of some haikus.
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The Empire rots,
Tainted by elven hands,
Cleanse the corruption!
In the battlefield,
There is no good or evil,
Only killing.
Autumn in Riften,
Such a lovely time, it is.
Bombing guardhouses!
A sigh in the wind,
With no panties to wear,
Feels so cold down there.
A porn magazine,
Full of wonderful women,
You should jack off now!
Comments
Never out of things to shoot;
Stick up one's ass works.
Panties and porn magazines?
Kaiser-jo you perv~ >///<
Panties and porn magazines?
Kaiser-jo you perv~ >///<