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My wife loves Skyrim...much to my dissmay.

  • Posted by Jimmy Grant November 13, 2011 - 471 views

    Okay, how do I get my wife to stop playing my copy of Skyrim without losing all chance of getting laid? I think it's great that she likes the game, but I'm the one who's been counting down the days till release for the last year and I'm the one who waited in line for three hours, and I'm the one who used my savings to pay for the game and guide! I suggested getting a second copy but that's apparently "a waste of money". I think waiting for my turn to play is a waste of my weekend.

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  • Mark Dunn
    Mark Dunn   ·  November 14, 2011
    If she has managed to get out of the kitchen then you need to tighten the chain Fortunately my missus doesnt like "pointless games" as she puts it, but was watching me play as she was on the laptop keeing e-Bay in business, and even she commented on how g...  more
  • Qa'Dar
    Qa'Dar   ·  November 13, 2011
    When you ask her that question about Wow you'd better hope she doesn't say "This much more fun, I'm never playing Wow again as long as I have this game" or you'll be screwed.
  • Jordan Butler
    Jordan Butler   ·  November 13, 2011
    Quite the predicament you have yourself in here, good sir.
  • Jimmy Grant
    Jimmy Grant   ·  November 13, 2011
    If that doesn't work, I'll try the basket thing.
  • Jimmy Grant
    Jimmy Grant   ·  November 13, 2011
    I'm hoping she either gets tired of it at some point or starts playing WoW again. Maybe I should suggest that..."this isn't nearly as fun as WoW, is it honey?"
  • Dro Siphodius
    Dro Siphodius   ·  November 13, 2011
    Love Paul's comment here!
    I'm trying my very best to keep my copies (yes, I have two) of Skyrim away from my girlfriend, because she's the type to get addicted to random games that she sees. I know one day she'll come over unexpectedly whilst I'm p...  more
  • Paul
    Paul   ·  November 13, 2011
    You can get a wife in Skyrim so you've got to ask yourself whether you need the one you have in 'real' life?
    [Hope my own wife doesn't see this ]
  • KillTheG1mp
    KillTheG1mp   ·  November 13, 2011
    2 options:
     
    1) Buy a new TV, a new console and a new copy and play on your new set! (you'll still get laid that way)
    2) Divorce. Simple has that, you don't need her to get laid, you can do that by yourself.
    Who needs a woman in th...  more
  • Dieter
    Dieter   ·  November 13, 2011
    Part 1: Knock her unconcious, start playing and when she wakes up tell her she passed out, say you drove her to the doctor, and tell her she got some kind of attack from playing video games.
    Part 2: Tell her she probarly got one of those attacks vid...  more
  • Titan
    Titan   ·  November 13, 2011
    put a basket on her head