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Made up quotes

    • 64 posts
    June 2, 2015 4:33 PM EDT

    Come up with the coolest or (preferrably) most thought provoking quote you can think of. I'll begin:

    "Imagination is the desire to remember what never happened," 

    "Right or wrong doesn't matter when you have no choice"

    "No one fears death when there's nothing to live for"

    • 367 posts
    June 2, 2015 4:42 PM EDT

    Five of my favourite quotes...

    We don't actually worship Hircine...  We just bite who he tells us to.

    It’s no good hand feeding veal to a wolf then complaining because it bit you... It’s a wolf... What the hell did you expect?

    Biting necks and sucking blood is so unsanitary...    Crack open the ribs and tear out the heart!!!

    There are only three races in Skyrim...    Werewolves, Argonians, and everyone else.

    Anyone who keeps a dog is a coward. They haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.

    • 131 posts
    June 2, 2015 4:51 PM EDT
    While some say you cannot help others if you cannot i help yourself, i say you can help yourself by helping others, we can't stand around waiting for all the problems in the world to fix themselves.
    • 64 posts
    June 2, 2015 4:52 PM EDT

    I absolutely love this one!

    • 739 posts
    June 2, 2015 5:09 PM EDT

    "You can't polish a turd"

    If something looks shite, don't even bother trying to fix it.

    • 64 posts
    June 2, 2015 5:18 PM EDT

    "You can't polish a turd"

    I don't know if you're into it, but many people agree that the anime Guilty Crown is basically a polished turd

    • 411 posts
    June 2, 2015 5:50 PM EDT
    "Shrek is love Shrek is life"
    • 641 posts
    June 2, 2015 6:17 PM EDT

    No, but you can roll it in glitter.

    • 168 posts
    June 2, 2015 6:22 PM EDT

    These are some quotes I created for my Thalmor Slayer Khajiit:

    Sometimes in order to protect the people you love you have to be the villain.

    Skyrim doesn't belong to the Nords. It belongs to the one who can swing 2 blades with mastery.

    I'm not a typical hero but what is a typical hero?

    A Nord warrior says "victory or Sovngarde". A Companion warrior says "victory or Hunting Grounds".

    I'm sorry but the merchants don't accept "eternal gratitude" as payment. 200 septims now.

    Save your breath, scum. You'll need it to scream when I start tearing off your limbs.

    My sweet Thalmor, can you fill the emptiness of my black soul gem, PWEASE???

    I'm sorry but "the good old times" are over. Welcome to 4E201.

    How do you expect someone to love you if you don't love yourself?

    • 367 posts
    June 2, 2015 6:29 PM EDT

    I'm good with the hunting ground one

    • 9 posts
    June 2, 2015 6:43 PM EDT
    "Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
  • June 2, 2015 6:59 PM EDT
    All shrek the hail
  • June 2, 2015 7:00 PM EDT
    Wtf there's another one, this is an invasion call the guards immediately
  • June 2, 2015 7:04 PM EDT
    "You have all the weapons you need, now fight"

    "The only person standing in your way is you"

    "Don't get bitter, just get better"

    "Get a grip, get a life and get over it"

    "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty"

    "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes an offensive act" Oh I didn't realise you had to create them, some of these aren't my quotes I just like them.
    • 367 posts
    June 2, 2015 7:18 PM EDT

    Anyone who wants out, stand outside the circle now. I warn you only once... I have no mate, no friends, no family. Those that remain in the circle are known to me by one word and one word only... Prey

    • 64 posts
    June 2, 2015 7:29 PM EDT

    The law and duty one is so badass tho...

  • Tom
    • 624 posts
    June 2, 2015 8:10 PM EDT

    Spice is the Spice of Life.

    -Tom, cooking.

    This is one of my favorites.

    We're all just hurtling towards oblivion.

    -Tom, contemplating life.

    I have an emotional side too.

    F*ck you, jackoff!

    -Tom, in traffic.

    I hate people.

    • 485 posts
    June 2, 2015 8:12 PM EDT

    "War doesnt determine who is right. Only who is left."

    "Never get attached to something you can't walk away from"

    • 627 posts
    June 2, 2015 8:15 PM EDT

    "The greatest heroes are those that can fade into obscurity."

    • 367 posts
    June 2, 2015 8:25 PM EDT

    There is no victor in war. It's just a case of one side losing more than the other.

    • 64 posts
    June 2, 2015 9:06 PM EDT

    I think the war quote has to be my favorite one here.

    • 50 posts
    June 2, 2015 9:20 PM EDT
    "Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women."
    • 122 posts
    June 2, 2015 9:37 PM EDT

    "There is nothing wrong with being a crow. A crow is a free bird. It soars as the winds go and answers to no one but itself. There is nothing wrong with being a dirty crow compared to being a pet canary in a gilded cage."


  • Tom
    • 624 posts
    June 2, 2015 9:39 PM EDT

    When your enemies defy you, you must serve them steel and fire. When they go to their knees, however, you must help them back to their feet. Elsewise no man will ever bend the knee to you.

    -Tywin Lannister

    • 50 posts
    June 2, 2015 11:32 PM EDT
    "Unless you're Arnold Schwarzenegger. Then they always serve you."
    - me.