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• ShinJin

  

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  May 28, 2015 10:42 AM EDT

  That attitude will insure that every kid in your neighborhood under the age of 5 will be fascinated by every single thing you do... and will question you about it incessantly xD

• Curse Never Dying

  

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  May 28, 2015 10:46 AM EDT

  I know I'm already there.
• Curse Never Dying

  

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  May 28, 2015 10:50 AM EDT

  I don't know what it takes to scare the brats away . I assure them that my house is haunted, my dogs will devour their flesh, and I will sacrifice their souls to molag bal. And l they do is gleefully ask whether molag bal is a special teddy bear.
• Vazgen

  

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  May 28, 2015 11:48 AM EDT

  You should leave the door open, hide, and turn Skyrim Molag Bal quest with loudspeakers. 

  "Weak" 

• Rogue

  

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  May 28, 2015 11:58 AM EDT

  Now THAT would be hilarious. Imagine a video of it on YouTube, lol.

• ShinJin

  

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  May 28, 2015 12:02 PM EDT

  Yeah, you turned the fascination factor up to 11 with that move...

  Try to desperately be their buddy, offer them candy and a ride in your cargo van with tinted windows--should do the trick ;D

• ShinJin

  

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  May 28, 2015 12:02 PM EDT

  Just got me a Halloween idea xD

• BlazingBarrager

  

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  May 28, 2015 9:21 PM EDT

  Oh boy. Your daughter must be learning how to perform a Falcon Punch. :O

• ShinJin

  

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  May 28, 2015 10:25 PM EDT

  The child super-smashed me, that's a fact xD
• MidoTheCigar

  

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  May 29, 2015 2:58 AM EDT

  Dude, You married and it's your responsibility to accept what ever they do to you after all they are your kids, aight so ye gotta do what ye gotta do, if you can't stand this simple action from your daughter then how can you watch over her when she will be a teen?.

• ShinJin

  

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  May 29, 2015 8:06 AM EDT

  I can't tell if you're saying, "Just take your lumps like a man," or "You should have head-butt her in the face."
  
  I am disturbed by BOTH of those prospects xD
• Idesto

  

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  May 29, 2015 10:46 AM EDT

  Personally I enjoy being smashed in the nuts by my little boy...

  Most of the rest of the time he's adorable so I don't mind. Too much ;)

• Alendil

  

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  May 29, 2015 10:54 AM EDT

  I like to think kids are a pure, untainted representation of all humanity; a destructive race of monsters that care nothing for your welfare (No wonder the Thalmor hate us) :D

• Idesto

  

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  May 29, 2015 11:01 AM EDT

  At the risk of going all serious & soppy here, having kids is the best thing I've ever done & they are the best things in my life (yes, even better than Skyrim). The good far outweighs the bad, & they love us sincerely. I like to think they return the love we've shown them: reaping & sowing kind of thing. 

  Sorry! Please continue with the jokes & random violence

• Curse Never Dying

  

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  May 29, 2015 12:13 PM EDT

  Oh those precious teen years when hormones are surging and high school popularity is on the forefront of their little minds. Good luck shin.
• ShinJin

  

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  May 29, 2015 2:48 PM EDT

  Not to worry... I'll be dead long before it comes to that xD

• ShinJin

  

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  May 29, 2015 2:52 PM EDT

  It's fun to joke and all, but with #8 on the way in a week or so, it's become pretty clear to me... if they drove my wife and I that crazy we would have quit after one ;D

• Deleted Member

  
   

  May 29, 2015 3:20 PM EDT

  I DEFINITELY VOTE DOGS BY THE WAY!

• Idesto

  

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  May 29, 2015 3:35 PM EDT

  8?

  !

  How do you get time for...anything?

  RESPECT!

• Curse Never Dying

  

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  May 29, 2015 3:46 PM EDT

  Just dock two dollars off all their allowances and you'll have enough to buy some dlc finally.
• Terran

  

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  May 29, 2015 4:04 PM EDT

  8?!?

  My wife and I quit after two.

  My youngest is 4 and he's exactly the same as what you described in your original post.  Does your toddler laugh manically when she hits you? 

• ShinJin

  

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  May 29, 2015 6:41 PM EDT

  The older ones become mini-moms and dads... it's not so bad ;D

• ShinJin

  

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  May 29, 2015 6:42 PM EDT

  They're working for a roof over their heads... I'm terrified to think of what they might do with discretionary funds (hire the Dark Brotherhood--I already call the toddler Babette xD).

• ShinJin

  

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  May 29, 2015 6:44 PM EDT

  My toddler laughs maniacally almost all the time... even in her sleep :O

• ShinJin

  

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  May 29, 2015 6:45 PM EDT

  I get where you're coming from... dogs listen ;D