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Same Builds? Nope! Only drunken hostesses.

    • 365 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:39 PM EDT

    The elderberry quote was from Monty Python wasn't it Mason?

    • 1913 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:40 PM EDT
    Years of practice and reading YouTube comments my friend :P
    • 1913 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:42 PM EDT
    Why do you all have to make skyrim sound so dirty? Didn't rule 34 already do that enough?!?
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    March 29, 2013 8:43 PM EDT

    I think at the end of this someone needs to write a stereotypical terrible backstory

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    March 29, 2013 8:43 PM EDT

    Nope, it was from Ponty Python.

    • 1913 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:44 PM EDT
    I know, and I know I some times, every once in awhile... Cause a little drama.

    When I read the beginning of the comment I was first thinking "I didn't even do anything!" Then a few seconds I realized you were joining
    • 365 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:45 PM EDT

    Bryn lighten up please...

    Most of your comments are 'I hate that, don't do that, I hate it' sorry but it's true.

    'Stop having fun your doing fun wrong'  

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    March 29, 2013 8:45 PM EDT
    Now I can understand the Imperial officer :D
    "Forget the list he goes to the block" :D
    • 1913 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:47 PM EDT
    Everything was fine in my village...until that one night vampires attacked. Everyone except me died that night... I swore vengeance on the evil blood suckers afterwards (always hated this backstory, and read it in a build I just cringe)
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    March 29, 2013 8:47 PM EDT

    *Sigh* It's alright, this discussion is open to everyone :) ..............except Bryn.  Nah, We all can be drama queens.

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    March 29, 2013 8:48 PM EDT
    That is not true... I just say I hate things a lot more than I say I like things because I'm very cynical :P
    • 739 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:48 PM EDT

    "Next, the nord in the sticky rags"

    • 19 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:49 PM EDT

    Sometimes builds can be JUST story, sometimes people refer back to the backstory so many times.

    • 365 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:49 PM EDT

    Ever since I was a boy I was training with my father's epic katana which I have been practicing for years with.

    I am finally epic with the blade and am seeking out revenge because my mother got carted off to Elenwens private sado masichism chamber and pulled out her thalmor buttplug nd stormcloak prisoner chains.

    I am off to cross the border to Skyrim tommorrow to behead the bitch.

    I have woken up on a cart. I don't know why. I'm here now and this is my build.

  • March 29, 2013 8:49 PM EDT
    Ponty, I was gonna write a blog based around the sterotypical "flawless", bland hero and the sterotypical "Muhaha" villain :P
    • 1913 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:50 PM EDT
    Aww... Ok... Bye everybody :P
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    March 29, 2013 8:51 PM EDT

    I AM THE SORROW-GALE.........ooops, just kidding.

    • 365 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:51 PM EDT

    I'm old enough to make up dirtier stories than Bryn, I'll have you know.

  • March 29, 2013 8:51 PM EDT
    "I have woken up on a cart. I don't know why. I'm here now and this is my build." Most of it was just only kinda funny, but this line was awesome :P
    • 253 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:51 PM EDT

    When young Zachicus (you!) was a child he grew up in the Imperial City. Yorr father was a well renowned man for his nice smell. Your mother was a  very well liked hamster who had a collection of High Rock's finest spiced sausages .

    They taught you everything you knew. From a young age your father taught you about using a two handed blade and conjuring up ale. Your mother taught you how to handle the precious sausages and how to sneak and lockpick.  

    One day a Thalmor Vampire walked into their house and your father was brutally murdered. Your mother was helpless to do anything since she was locked inside her (hamster) cage. Swearing revenge against the Stormcloaks, you set out to Skyrim. You were caught at the border and now will be executed.

    • 1483 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:52 PM EDT
    Hate is a very strong word Bryn. Try not to use it that much and you'll see the change :)
    • 365 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:54 PM EDT

    LOL Rune that is nearly always the case, people try to tie in the build's personal back-story to the current events of the game it pisses everyone off but people think it tidies up loose ends and it's really complete shite...

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    March 29, 2013 8:55 PM EDT

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    March 29, 2013 8:55 PM EDT

    Dang, I got all of the golden flies in this discussion.

    • 291 posts
    March 29, 2013 8:55 PM EDT

    I read this in John Cleese's outrageous French accent.