Hello folks, Ponty here. Everything past this dashed line below is a work of pure satire - this is an example of what NOT to do in a build. Enjoy!
I've also created another HD iteration of the build which you can view here.
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hey guys this is my first build so I hope im doing this right, i really wanted to bring my idea to you guys its pretty unique and I reckon it could get to category 80 (silly name lol) don't forget to like and leave feedback (no hate pls)
the Paladin of molag bal
when you were a young nord living in cyrodiil your mother was killed by vampires in the night in front of you. a few years later your father was taken by thalmor and killed in the town square. with both your parents dead you set off to skyrim to avenge them, but were caught crossing the border by the imperial dogs. when you got to Skyrim you discovered the true power of vampires and decided to use them for yourself
name: trevor deathhand
race: Breton vampire lord, bretons are the best race hands down
stats: all health
stone: atronach, makes you invincible to magic
Skills
im basinng my build off what a real paladin should be, paladins use maces and not shields. the paladin build is completely wrong, how did it get 200 likes
onehanded: You use two maces for maximum damage
archery: sneak archery is really strong so why not use it all the time
heavy armor: daedric is cool and has the best armor rating, I use it on all my characters. mnasons paladin uses weak armor, nerfing how strong he can be
sneak: gotta use sneak archery
restoration: your a vampire so you have to get necromage to make yourself really strong, sometimes you need to heal too
conjuration: twin souls dremora lords make your team really strong, its so fun being able to go through an entire dungeon without any challenge
smtihing and enchanting: you want to make your gera as overpowered as possible so you can oneshot most enemies
look at this bandit stands no chance
gameplay: stick to the shadows and shoot as many people as possible before charging in with dual maces. if you somehow get to low health (you suck lol) pull out a healing spell or two. since you have smithing and enchanting you dont need to use vampire lord
for your equipment just extra effect enchant everything for maximum health and damage
make sure you get some magicka and spellcost reduction so you can use all your spells
put chaos damage and absorb health on your maces
dont bother with stamina though since you can just use veg soup for infinite power attacks
when roleplaying this character always kill thalmor and imperials, make sure you join the stormcloaks
you can join whatever factions you want you pretty much fit in with all of them
when fighting dawnguards turn into a vampire lord so you can drain their blood
special moves
shout of death
use marked for death repeatedly to give enemies really bad armor rating so you do tons of damage
shadow strike
shoot someone from stealth with your bow and then emerge and hit them with your mace
fus ro smash
knock an enemy over the rape him with your dual maces
BUILD VIDEO!
i noticed most of the popular builds have videos on them by ponty or that tz guy, i decided to make my own to show the powerful fus ro smash move
thanks for reading guys i hope you like my build dont forget to thumbs up and give feedback
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So let's do a quick analysis of what went wrong here. Starting from the top!
Hello folks, Ponty here. Everything past this dashed line below is a work of pure satire - this is an example of what NOT to do in a build. Enjoy!
I've also created another HD iteration of the build which you can view here.
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hey guys this is my first build so I hope im doing this right, i really wanted to bring my idea to you guys its pretty unique and I reckon it could get to category 80 (silly name lol) don't forget to like and leave feedback (no hate pls)
the Paladin of molag bal
when you were a young nord living in cyrodiil your mother was killed by vampires in the night in front of you. a few years later your father was taken by thalmor and killed in the town square. with both your parents dead you set off to skyrim to avenge them, but were caught crossing the border by the imperial dogs. when you got to Skyrim you discovered the true power of vampires and decided to use them for yourself
name: trevor deathhand
race: Breton vampire lord, bretons are the best race hands down
stats: all health
stone: atronach, makes you invincible to magic
Skills
im basinng my build off what a real paladin should be, paladins use maces and not shields. the paladin build is completely wrong, how did it get 200 likes
onehanded: You use two maces for maximum damage
archery: sneak archery is really strong so why not use it all the time
heavy armor: daedric is cool and has the best armor rating, I use it on all my characters. mnasons paladin uses weak armor, nerfing how strong he can be
sneak: gotta use sneak archery
restoration: your a vampire so you have to get necromage to make yourself really strong, sometimes you need to heal too
conjuration: twin souls dremora lords make your team really strong, its so fun being able to go through an entire dungeon without any challenge
smtihing and enchanting: you want to make your gera as overpowered as possible so you can oneshot most enemies
look at this bandit stands no chance
gameplay: stick to the shadows and shoot as many people as possible before charging in with dual maces. if you somehow get to low health (you suck lol) pull out a healing spell or two. since you have smithing and enchanting you dont need to use vampire lord
for your equipment just extra effect enchant everything for maximum health and damage
make sure you get some magicka and spellcost reduction so you can use all your spells
put chaos damage and absorb health on your maces
dont bother with stamina though since you can just use veg soup for infinite power attacks
when roleplaying this character always kill thalmor and imperials, make sure you join the stormcloaks
you can join whatever factions you want you pretty much fit in with all of them
when fighting dawnguards turn into a vampire lord so you can drain their blood
special moves
shout of death
use marked for death repeatedly to give enemies really bad armor rating so you do tons of damage
shadow strike
shoot someone from stealth with your bow and then emerge and hit them with your mace
fus ro smash
knock an enemy over the rape him with your dual maces
BUILD VIDEO!
i noticed most of the popular builds have videos on them by ponty or that tz guy, i decided to make my own to show the powerful fus ro smash move
thanks for reading guys i hope you like my build dont forget to thumbs up and give feedback
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So let's do a quick analysis of what went wrong here. Starting from the top!
I haven't read it recently, but that was the first build from the site that I ever played, and I loved it. I think it was the build that convinced me to join the group, just so I could give it a +1.
I haven't read it recently, but that was the first build from the site that I ever played, and I loved it. I think it was the build that convinced me to join the group, just so I could give it a +1.